March 2011
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Mar 30th
Thanks grandmother,
you look like you haven’t lost any weight either.
Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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canceroftheinternet-deactivated asked: Do rednecks love Wal-Mart?
Mar 30th
My mother just asked me to smoke her out.
Is that a trick question?
Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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“We’re nice.”
Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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You
know what I didn’t expect to be such a turn on? Having a hand placed between my shoulder blades. Try it sometime, gentlemen. That and DO A BARREL ROLL!
Mar 28th
reallydothatshit-deactivated201 asked: hate to be a stalker

but wow youre really pretty
Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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So there’s this Arab Pakistani guy
Mar 28th
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Mar 25th
stfuscarlett asked: ummm...the crawfish fest? i think it's at that...civic center or whatever? idk, haha
Mar 25th
Weekendweekend
Scope out new home in Chalmette (definite) Crawfish festival, anyone? Baton Rouge friends New Orleans friends MOD night at Saturn Bar (Saturday) The Robinsons at Dragon’s Den (Saturday) Well, it seems the scale is tipping in favor of New Orleans. I’ll just pack an adventure bag and see what happens as usual.
Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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So there's this Arab guy
Mar 25th
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WatchWatch
I think I’m REALLY gonna like this album.
Mar 24th
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tUnE-yArDs / WHOKILL [2011] →
Download this now.
Mar 24th
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Big Freedia - "Y'all Get Back Now" →
The white girl dancing (the one with the short hair, head band and hearts on her ass) reminds me of Amy Poehler.
Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 23rd
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Mar 23rd
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You know,
I for a moment thought Michelle Pfeiffer was a pretty good actress. But then, she did this monologue with her eyes closed for most of it. Her half eye squint thing is bone chilling though.
Mar 23rd
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“Loneliness is the human condition. No one is ever going to fill that space. The...”
– Michelle Pfeiffer (eyes closed) in White Oleander
Mar 23rd
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Mar 23rd
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ListenNow to catch up with what I fell asleep on...
Mar 23rd
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Mar 23rd
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Around 7pm
I got under covers to have a date with Netflix and perhaps a nap… I JUST WOKE UP. It’s morning on not Tuesday. Shit, guess my body needed that. I have the uncanny ability of rolling over. I am Snorlax.
Mar 23rd
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Mar 22nd
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Those pictures
pretty much sum up my Monday. I drove downtown for an interview at the WWII museum in New Orleans and left with a jarb. It’s in guest relations and ticket pricing at a cool nine bucks an hour. I’m moving back to Chalmette, something I never thought I’d say, and I’m actually kind of excited, also something I never thought I’d say. The commute is much safer/quicker than...
Mar 22nd
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Mar 22nd
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Mar 22nd
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Mar 22nd
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Mar 22nd
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@negro_joe The latter
Mar 22nd
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Mar 21st
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I purchased
green bell peppers red cabbage spinach whole broccoli soy milk racquet/racquetballs strawberries banana kush? whatev. It’s high time I shape up for that school reunion and (nonexistent) romance life.
Mar 21st
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That time you wrote a text while inebriated,...
Me: Hi there, this is Emily. I think we should hang out sometime.
Him: Hey Emily, sorry for not responding earlier but I lost my phone early yesterday and only just got it back. Anyhow, we'll make that happen.
Mar 21st
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Mar 21st
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stfuscarlett asked: Lovely lady, a few friends and I are going to the chalmette crawfish fest on Friday. You need to come!
Mar 21st
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Mar 20th
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Mar 20th